breakfast-with-satan:

dixiegent:

It gets even cuter the longer you watch it.

he jumps as high as he can and just plops down



pinecampple:

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

Your URL makes it even better

groupieguide:

sleeepynatural:

NOBODY IS KIDDING WHEN THEY SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT DAVID BOWIE.

Nobody.

sorelatable:

Every teenager has tried to fit their fat ass on a baby swing







tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)



gayisthenewokay:

happylittlebastille:

long-island-comedium:

SO YOU KNOW THAT POST ABOUT THE RED VARSITY JACKETS WITH LEATHER SLEEVES BEING THE LESBIAN UNIFORM???

WELL I WAS LOOKING AT THIS JACKET ONLINE:

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AND THEN I FOUND THIS REVIEW:

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AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

LOOK AT THE “BEST USES”

it looks even better out of the closet

OH MY GOD IT’S THIS POST IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFFimage